Worst part about working out and losing weight?…Your boobs become tiny and rock hard.
Worst part about not using a scarf when it’s below freezing? … Your nose hairs turn to icicles.
Worst part about having a warm but short coat in the winter? Your legs get chapped.
Worst part about having sex while you have a yeast infection/vaginitis? It feels really good and really itchy at the same time.
Worst part about dating four people? You get 4 times the good stuff… but also 4 times the bad stuff.
Worst part about having rough sex and getting spanked? Explaining all the bruises.
Worst part about unlined hand cuffs? OW MY FUCKING WRISTS! Thumb swollen, wrists cut and swollen. Explaining it to your recently ex boyfriend the next day in class.
Worst part about finishing a book by your favorite author? You have to wait another year before the next book comes out.
Worst part about breaking up with your fiance because the sex was bad and when you are with him you let yourself go? No one plays with your teddy bear and does the teddy bear voice like him. Nobody understands your strange moods, mannerism, habits, or ways of speaking as well; suddenly you have to explain things again. When he doesn’t want you back after you figured out he’s the best thing that ever happened to you.
Songs I liked today: Fall Out Boy- I don’t care and Missy Higgins – Where I stood
