What is love?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S-fLsg_5Sg&feature=channel

“People fall in love because the chemistry in their brain tells them too.  So if you are engaged in foreplay, that person you are stimulating is also being stimulated to fall in love with you.  So that’s why we do it.  And it also feels kind of good.”

So basically are you predetermined to fall a little in love with anyone you engage in foreplay with? So long as it stimulates the chemicals in your brain, you can’t help but chemically become attached to the person?

“Love is actually a chemical imbalance”

Which raised the question, how do people across distances fall in love? Or people who do not engaged in any form of foreplay?  Which I think would have to exclude kissing as well, and I don’t know if anyone besides long distances couples would “exclude” to that extent.  

There must be a distinction between growing to care for someone and the chemical imbalance that causes the “love” feeling.  And then the combination of the two leads to epic monogamous relationships?

Regardless, little kick start reminder to everyone that Valentine’s day is right around the corner.  If you don’t have someone to love you… just play with a stranger’s nipples for a bit.

To clarify, “growing to care for someone” as in on an intellectual level, rather than a “feeling”, but an intellectual understanding of traits and points about the person that you have grown to appreciate.    

All rather unromantic.

Worsts..

Worst part about working out and losing weight?…Your boobs become tiny and rock hard.

Worst part about not using a scarf when it’s below freezing? … Your nose hairs turn to icicles.

Worst part about having a warm but short coat in the winter?  Your legs get chapped.

Worst part about having sex while you have a yeast infection/vaginitis?  It feels really good and really itchy at the same time.

Worst part about dating four people? You get 4 times the good stuff… but also 4 times the bad stuff.

Worst part about having rough sex and getting spanked? Explaining all the bruises.

Worst part about unlined hand cuffs? OW MY FUCKING WRISTS! Thumb swollen, wrists cut and swollen.  Explaining it to your recently ex boyfriend the next day in class.

Worst part about finishing a book by your favorite author? You have to wait another year before the next book comes out.

Worst part about breaking up with your fiance because the sex was bad and when you are with him you let yourself go? No one plays with your teddy bear and does the teddy bear voice like him.  Nobody understands your strange moods, mannerism, habits, or ways of speaking as well; suddenly you have to explain things again.  When he doesn’t want you back after you figured out he’s the best thing that ever happened to you.

Songs I liked today: Fall Out Boy- I don’t care  and Missy Higgins – Where I stood

Universal Truth

So why is it (and this may be something that only happens to me) whenever you look good… I’m mean good.  Like boobs are perky, tummy is slim, hair is cute, it’s a good face day and your clothes look smashing on you…no one can go out or everyone cancels previous plans.  But then the days you’re bloated, broken out, having a bad hair day, wearing dumpy comfortable clothes… everyone wants to hang out or go do something.  

The times people want to fool around are similar.  It’s always the times your legs aren’t shaved, under arms aren’t shaved; well not much is shaved we’ll say o.O.  

And on the look-bad-days, you also run into every person you have ever known and have always wanted to make a good impression on to show them how much better you are doing since high school/the break up/you failed the class you had with them.

Maybe it’s karma.

Emo Comparison

 

(7:50:49 PM) Anonymositygirl: Fine

(7:50:51 PM) Anonymositygirl: I’m emo

(7:50:53 PM) Anonymositygirl: Don’t hate

(7:51:04 PM) Anonymositygirl: I’ve said I’m emo from day one

(7:51:31 PM) Fencer: I know but I’m here to kick your ass out of it hopefully

(7:51:31 PM) Fencer:

(7:51:45 PM) Anonymositygirl: but it’s soo comfy

(7:51:49 PM) Anonymositygirl: and comes with ice cream

(7:51:57 PM) Fencer: it’s prickly and full of angst

(7:51:59 PM) Fencer: like my beard

(7:52:25 PM) Anonymositygir: mmm but I love your beard

(7:52:35 PM) Fencer: until…

(7:52:49 PM) Anonymositygirl: it tears off my vagina

(7:52:52 PM) Fencer: right

(7:52:58 PM) Fencer: thats kind of like what emo does to you

(7:53:03 PM) Fencer: except it’s your emotional vagina

(7:53:04 PM) Fencer:

(7:53:28 PM) Anonymositygirl: I loved you just then

(7:53:33 PM) Anonymositygirl: best comparison ever

(7:53:40 PM) Fencer: Isn’t it?

 

Thesis Statement?

So hilarious conversations, links, thoughts, and situations happen to me on a semi-regular basis.  But with facebook and myspace friends of varying intimacy levels and varying moral standards, my ability to post everything I would like to share is fairly limited.  So what better than a anonymous blog to share my random <insert all the things I said above> in a mostly unrelated fashion.